Christy Fantz
B ack off Confederate South: Britney Spears is off your bazaar — her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, proposed over the weekend.
Celebrity jeweler, Neil Lane worked closely with JT (she would bang another JT) to design a ring that “looks like a mini crown.”
“Jason is a romantic and when I asked him to tell me about Britney … his response was always the same — she is his princess!” Lane told People.
princess (prnss, -ss); n.: A noblewoman of varying status or rank.
Noblewoman: She’s neither noble, nor a woman. Discuss.
Varying status: Brit just don’t dang get it.

